Saturday, October 8, 2011

A Slice of Cherry Pie - Part 1




The vagina.

Also known as the axe/hatchet wound, bearded clam, beef curtains, beaver, muff, honey pot, cock holster, tongue magnet and pink taco--just to name a few.





The vagina (from Latin vagÄ­na, literally "sheath" or "scabbard") is a fibromuscular tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. Female insects and other invertebrates also have a vagina, which is the terminal part of the oviduct. The Latinate plural "vaginae" is rarely used in English.

The word vagina is quite often used colloquially to refer to the vulva or female genitals generally; technically speaking, the vagina is a specific internal structure. In humans, the passage leads from the opening of the vulva to the uterus (womb). It lies midway between theanal tract and the urethra.


And so we have the medical definition of the lady flower, but what exactly does it mean in human terms? It's the holiest of holes; the nectar of the gods; man's ultimate conquest. It is a thing of both beauty and repulsion. It houses desires beyond belief; a female's own Pandora's Box. It is a doorway into total ecstasy and life itself. It is truly a work of art.

















One thing I like about the pussy (yes, I'm going to be bold and call it what it is--I'll even say...dare I?...cunt) is that like the penis no two are the same. What artist can't appreciate the various curves and textures of a woman's pussy? And the best part is that viginas are like presents: open them up and you'll find a big surprise inside.








As I said, some people find a woman's cunt to be repulsive, and after seeing the love hole up close and personal like this I can understand why--we also have to keep in mind that "the average human girl-gash is host to 15 different strains of bacteria, 'good germs' designed to ward off the renegade 'bad germs' which can invade a vagina and make life hell for everyone." And we can't forget vigina odor, right? 

But in hindsight all of this seems very unfair to the cum catcher. After all, men have gone to war over a woman's pussy. They have killed for it, stolen for it, lied for it, ended marriages and relationships for it. Surely something with such power can't be all bad! And it's not. In fact, here are some reasons why I think it's a work of art....

Hidden Treasure

Skirts. Men love them because they're treasure chests just waiting to be opened. On a visual scale, the skirt is one of the greatest inventions ever made because it shows a lot, but not everything. This drives men crazy as they fantasize what's under it. What type of panties is she wearing? Or is she going commando style? Is she trimmed, shaved or natural? Yes...lots of fun possibilities here.









Once we get the skirt off we come to another barrier: the panties. There's nothing prettier than a pussy in panties.









Continued in Part 2...

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